blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

sayakist:

when you almost drop something on the ground but you catch it in time

image

firetornadus999:

whenever the gigaupdate comes we be like:

firetornadus999:

whenever the gigaupdate comes we be like:

bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”

bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”

(Source: awwww-cute)

chloekarmalynch:

chloekarmalynch:

what CIS stands for:

Clopping

something went wrong while writing this but im just gonna leave it like that

(Source: summerlesbian)

dragonslaeyr:

Imagine Cecil being a completely cliché boyfriend and wanting to propose with the whole ring in a champagne glass but instead of champagne it’s a highly corrosive liquid in an Erlenmeyer flask and Cecil just drops the ring in and iT FUCKING EXPLODES AND HE JUST YELLS ‘MARRY ME’

prowlish:

the-goddamazon:

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

Lmfaooooo assholes

birds really are such assholes

(Source: yinqors)

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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ladlelickedbarnaby:

baka-shinji:

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Shiro Sagisu - A Cruel Angel’s Thesis. (2009 version)

how the fuck did I not know this existed…

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

kicking-asana-and-taking-names:

If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.

(Source: thegrrrlwholived)

queenteags:

but what if the gigapause is 413 days long? that puts the end of the gigapause at december 3rd, 2014

dave’s birthday

overly-khr-obsessed:

naililyam:

kessuburd:

huffingtonpost:

My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. 

Think twice before you judge a parent. 

most watch.

Guys, please watch this. This has to be one of the most powerful videos in the world, I bawled my eyes out

(Source: youtube.com)

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

class-snuggle:

I can’t wait till “mister” dies out and “ya boy” becomes the default honorific for men in the English language.