pocketpadfoot:

crowley-for-king:

pocketpadfoot:

James Potter accidentally shifting into Animagus shape when someone gives him a scare, and the first night Harry starts screaming in the middle of the night Lily isn’t sure if she’s still dreaming when she sees a distressed deer jumping against the bedroom door

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IS EVERYONE JUST GOING TO ADD THAT GIF TO ALL MY JAMES POTTER POSTS ARE YOU SERIOUS

frlg:

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thanks

pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

the-muse-of-breath:

"Awh, what a cute baby boy! What’s his name?"

[screaming noise]

the-muse-of-breath:

"Awh, what a cute baby boy! What’s his name?"

[screaming noise]

mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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this is extremely accurate 

(Source: shrralrid)

n5d25d90:

fadeintocase:

marquise8ossyfangs:

I fell in love the way you fall down: slowly, and then all at once.

when was the last time the bro warned you dog in a teen romance

It’s a metaphor, see: you put the jelly on the hot god but you are NOT high enough to DO something like that.

n5d25d90:

fadeintocase:

marquise8ossyfangs:

I fell in love the way you fall down: slowly, and then all at once.

when was the last time the bro warned you dog in a teen romance

It’s a metaphor, see: you put the jelly on the hot god but you are NOT high enough to DO something like that.

rinmatsuoka:

It’s super important that everyone knows Rin rolled up just one pant leg so people can see his ankle bracelet

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

anotherjourneybytrain:

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

"Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.

iamthedukeofurl:

Toph as a mother would be somewhat terrifying. Lin tries to sneak out of the house without doing her chores, suddenly a voice bellows from across the house “I DIDN’T FEEL YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!”
Lin gets back from school with a report card “Tell me what you got in History” “…B+?” “You’re lying” *Metalbends a megaphone* “HEY TWIKLETOES! FLY OVER HERE AND READ THIS REPORT CARD FOR ME!”Lin is learning earthbending ” Mom…my room dosn’t have any walls” “I know, I got rid of them. You have until tonight to make new ones, remember your stance!”

iamthedukeofurl:

Toph as a mother would be somewhat terrifying.

Lin tries to sneak out of the house without doing her chores, suddenly a voice bellows from across the house “I DIDN’T FEEL YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!”

Lin gets back from school with a report card “Tell me what you got in History” “…B+?” “You’re lying” *Metalbends a megaphone* “HEY TWIKLETOES! FLY OVER HERE AND READ THIS REPORT CARD FOR ME!”

Lin is learning earthbending ” Mom…my room dosn’t have any walls” “I know, I got rid of them. You have until tonight to make new ones, remember your stance!”

(Source: loveleighxsponge)

whatpunkin:

maisiewilliams:

but why does sirius black have prison tattoos in the prisoner of azkaban movie? is there a strong prison culture in azkaban? did he find a non death eater or two to bond with? he literally has tattoos on each of his fingers what did he do over those 12 years do they have movie nights and crazy high jinx involving contraband what exactly happens in azkaban 

orange is the new sirius black

chibicrydoll:

charlesoberonn:

pinnochiosvices-calstrider:

pinnochiosvices-calstrider:

charlesoberonn:

ifightformyfriends:

karate-joe:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

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not sure how to feel about this

Birdcore

space queer

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glitter hipster

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imageTHIS IS SOME FUCKING MOON MOON BULLSHIT

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Oh…

(Source: bogmilk)

alexiorsay:

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal